You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23. It’s not because you met up with your ex that night at 5 a.m. that no one knows about, or because you kissed another boy after a date with a loser.
You’re not single because you spit food on that date or tripped coming out the the movie theatre. You’re not single because you hurt your first boyfriend really badly when you were 15 or because you have yet, to this day, to apologize. It’s not because you were secretly jealous when your friend got a boyfriend or that a guy you dated for two months now has a really cute girlfriend and looks really happy. And you’re happy for him. But still ill that he found someone before you.
You’re not single because you slept with your ex boyfriend. You’re not single because half the world found out when you didn’t even want to remember it yourself. You’re not single because you think the guy your friend wants to hook you up with is ugly or not tall enough. It’s not because you’re not willing to put up with someone who doesn’t brush their teeth on a regular basis.
You’re not single because your standards are too high. Good for you for having standards. It’s not because you didn’t like that really, really good guy who wanted to take you on a date and you just weren’t feeling it. And it’s not because you like to wear pajama pants as soon as you get home and wash all the makeup off your face. You’re not single because you didn’t learn enough from the past or would rather chill on a Friday night with your blanket and a cold beer than shower, get ready, and go out. You’re not single because something is wrong with you.
You are single because you are single. It’s really as simple as that. You haven’t made the connection with another heart yet. You can get dolled up, dress cute, cut your hair, dye your hair, tweeze your eyebrows, put on lipstick and you may still. be. single. You can go out to a bar hoping to meet the love of your life and not find a damn one in the place attractive. And it’s going to remain that way until it’s time for you to find one. Stop hoping for it. Start living the life that you do have instead of wishing for things that you don’t have. There will come a time you’ll meet a boy and you’ll have to give up some of this single freedom you currently have. Start being more thankful. Start doing that now.
Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via dishevelment)
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i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash
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| When someone walks slower than me: | omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma |
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| When someone walks faster than me: | jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt |
| When someone walks at the same pace as me: | who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops |
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more happened in the first 2 months of 2013 than like all of 2012
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We Make the Sun Shine: all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl: fitinyourdreams: Cake or collar bones dry...
Cake or
collar bonesdry thinning hair??Pizza or
a thigh gapdry peeling skin??
Ice cream orhip bonesdull eyes??
Food ora nice bodydeath??
Think before youeatencourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana…
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149681 Fucking hell.
You make a harmless joke online and people go fucking ballistic.
I don’t recall seeing a forecast for a shitstorm in the area.
Jesus.
Look, if you don’t like something, keep scrolling. If it doesn’t affect you, just lighten up. If you’re offended, keep on scrolling.
The only time when someone’s opinion should be challenged is if it is just brutally obscene and is detrimentally harmful to society, OR if the person in question openly welcomes commentary.
I’m sick of being accused of being a shitty person. I’m honestly not! I’m highly optimistic, incredibly open minded, highly tolerant and I advocate equality for ALL.
So take a chill pill, and stop making me feel bad for having an opinion. FFS.
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Rape Culture isn’t real?
What really really terrifies me is that the lowest percentage listed for males is 36%.
Also, how nebulous is “she had lead him on”? I don’t think I even want to know what those 54% of men consider being led on.
MRAs and ~equality~ people you were right! Here’s a study that backs you up - it’s not all men! Just about half of them :) And this is one of the more optimistic studies I’ve seen :)
EXCUSE ME WHY ARE FEMALES AGREEING WITH RAPE
This is nauseating.
Feeling physically ill. Simply terrifying.
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